Falco Barnes (an Unfriended Parody)

Heyppls: I'm bored, what happens now?

~ 6f5e4d has entered the chat ~

Christina: Hello!

6f: That's the last "Hello!" you'll ever say.

Heyppls: Why?

6f: I can't tell you.

Heyppls: TELL US

6f: NO

Heyppls: Okay, fine. Your Xbox is burning in a fire, by the way.

6f: K, so maybe I can tell you.

(Blah blah blah, Falco Barnes, blahblahblah, OUT TO KILL, blahblahblah, shut off your software.)

Heyppls: SKY THIS USER IS CRAZY

JDLover12: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

~ TheSkyOfTomorrow has sent 6f5e4d away from the chat to cool down ~

JDLover12: Oh thank god that's over...

~ Falco Barnes has entered the chat ~

JDLover12: Fuck...

Christina: Hllo!

Heyppls: omg you're gon' be ded now

Falco Barnes: ...

Christina: I'M SORRY FORGIVE ME

Falco Barnes: HAHAHAHAHADKDGJJKGHJFGHJKHVJKDDKHJSDGHFDJKB

Christina: NONONOFDGDJKKDJBDJ

~ChristinaGrimmieLove has left the chat~

Heyppls: That person was a bish anyway.

JDLover12: Wow r00d

Falco Barnes: YOU'RE NEXT

Heyppls: Pardon me?

Falco Barnes: HAHAHAHAHADKDGJJKGHJFGHJKHVJKDDKHJSDGHFDJKB

Heyppls: NONONOFDGDJKKDJBDJ

~HeypplsOfficial has left the chat~

JDLover12: OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE

Falco Barnes: YOU'RE NEXT, FURRY!

JDLover12: EXCUSE ME?!! ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GE-

~JDLover12 has left the chat~

TheSkyOfTomorrow: Okay, I believe this is a sockpuppet of StevenhatesSabrinaYansohemakesrandomaccountjusttorestatethatfact15timesandcounting084748374.

~TheSkyOfTomorrow has terminated Falco Barnes~

TheSkyOfTomorrow: NONONOFDGDJKKDJBDJ

~TheSkyOfTomorrow has left the chat~

But wait.... if Sky was murdered after Falco Barnes was banned from the chat, and if chat is the only way for him to kill somebody, then how did Sky die?

And the only way ChristinaGrimmieLove could die is if she typed "Hello!". If she missed the "e", then how did she die