Vampire

JDLover12: I'm gonna kill that goody two shoes bird.

Falco: *sits casually in his house*

JDLover12: *teleports into Falco's house*

Falco: It's great that I have lots of friends

JDLover12: *evil laugh*

Falco: I'm living a good life

JDLover12: *starts biting Falco draining his life*

Falco: Please let me live! *dies*